Life sucks. Deal with it.

I'm Damon Salvatore.
The only thing you need to know about me is that I'm a dick.
I only care about a few people.
-elena
-stefan
-lexi
chances are, I won't like you.
Get over it.
Status: I'm sticking to bourbon for the rest of my life.

ooc:

someone should like, fill me in on what happened yeah?


This town is still boring as ever.

faye-the-hbic:

damon-thesaviorxx:

What look?

 Your flirty look. I might fall in love.

 

Everyone loves my flirty look. How else do you think I get the girls?


I’m bored.

andreaa-lopez:

Trust me, you’re not the only one.



Someone, oh someone, come out to play.

notoriously-katherine:

damon-thesaviorxx:

Yeah, yeah. So did you come to play or pretend you hate me?

I came to play. I’m bored and I figured you and your Katherineness could entertain me.

You figured right, you’re winning already. I’d like some input though, how do you wish to be entertained?

I don’t know. I’m sure you and that brain of yours could think of something.


damon-thesaviorxx started following you

martyr-elena:

damon-thesaviorxx:

Elena. How’ve you been?

Fine. And you?
 

Just peachy. Just another day in the life of Damon Salvatore.


This town is still boring as ever.

faye-the-hbic:

damon-thesaviorxx:

Absolutely nothing, and you?

 Don’t give me that look.

 

What look?


Someone, oh someone, come out to play.

Yeah, yeah. So did you come to play or pretend you hate me?

I came to play. I’m bored and I figured you and your Katherineness could entertain me.


This town is still boring as ever.

faye-the-hbic:

damon-thesaviorxx:

Anyways, hello.

 Sup, sexay.

Absolutely nothing, and you?


damon-thesaviorxx started following you

martyr-elena:

Damon.

Elena. How’ve you been?